He’s almost hit 100,000 Twitter followers, and that’s partially due to the fact that Simon Rex (a.k.a. “Dirt Nasty”) kills it on Instagram (as of today, he’s nearing 24,000 devotees). Everyday, he shocks us with photos of epic landscapes, photos of his “son” Duane (actually his dog), and if we’re lucky, snapshots of his exes in various states of undress. You can thank him later. To honor one of the wittiest, raunchiest, and most hilarious guys in the social media landscape we had Mr. Rex dig through his Instagram archives, and choose 10 photos that sum up his online catalog. Be warned: he’s attempting to give the Eiffel Tower a run for its money.

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I’m releasing the instrumental for “Hoes On My Dick” so you fingerblasters can make your own raps and videos. I did this track with Lil B “THEBASEDGOD” and Andy Milonakis and it’s based as fuck so I want to see ya’ll top it. Put up your video on YouTube or your track on Soundcloud with the tag “Slorky” and I’ll give my favorite video and song a prize package of totally appropriate gifts.

Contest Ends Tuesday, February 28th. Good luck.

How To Enter:

1.) Download the “Hoe’s On My Dick” instrumental.

2.) Add your vocals or remix the the instrumental.

3.) Post your Soundcloud link or YouTube video on the Dirt Nasty Facebook Wall.

Prize:

Winners will be announced on Friday, March 2

2 winners will receive the “Dirt Nasty Regalia Package”

I’m coming back to Texas! Check these cities and dates and let’s lasso up some cowgirls and then throw footballs at their tits.